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I FORGOT MOBILE ANSWERS DEFAULT TO PRIVATE NOOOOOoooooo

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:54:02 -0400

I FORGOT MOBILE ANSWERS DEFAULT TO PRIVATE NOOOOOoooooo

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:23:36 -0400

no go away

onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:51:56 -0400

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

I DID PUT ON SUNSCREEN, BITCH. IT JUST DIDN’T DO ITS JOB.

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:02:42 -0400

I DID PUT ON SUNSCREEN, BITCH. IT JUST DIDN’T DO ITS JOB.

This is why I don’t go outside.

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:29:53 -0400

This is why I don’t go outside.

witchyhellbroth: pinenolanapple: it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:39:31 -0400

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

arenai: crimmson: bamfbugboy: nineprotons: sahnin: masterofb...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:30:11 -0400

arenai:

crimmson:

bamfbugboy:

nineprotons:

sahnin:

masterofbirds:

mediashit:

Oh, Star Wars : The Old Republic is still terrible, if you need reminding.

I logged in recently to see if anything had happened since the last patch. Turns out if you want to pay to redesign your character, you can, and it’s expensive. If my math is right, it costs 70 cents to change one feature on your character, and you might have like 15 things you want to change.

The whole cartel shop doesn’t even hide that it solely exists to desperately rake in as much as possible; some items only appear by chance.

Honestly though, server populations are good and it’s pretty fun if you treat it as another single player Kotor game. Well kinda, I mean it’s nowhere as near as good as any other Kotor game but. Well.

Yeah alright it doesn’t have any redeeming features. it’s passable if you’re a star wars fan. That’s what got me through.

your review is shit
also don’t tag your hate

Nine Protons, where is your I don’t like $thing comic?

I wish I knew who did this comic because it’s perfect.

the note should read ok

and then on the back it should say

fuck off asshole

… I dunno guys. They’re just having their opinion. You don’t have to agree with it, and I get that opening with “swtor is still shit” is pretty prickly, but you guys look kinda silly reacting the way you are (imo).

I’m only saying this because I like you guys. I still like you regardless.

Well, we’re having OUR opinion. And it’s that he’s a jackass for tagging his hate and deserves everything he gets. :P

That’s fine, opinions go both ways obviously. It’s just my opinion that there was kind of a … scary reaction to it going on on my dash.

bamfbugboy: nineprotons: sahnin: masterofbirds: mediashit: O...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:51:09 -0400

bamfbugboy:

nineprotons:

sahnin:

masterofbirds:

mediashit:

Oh, Star Wars : The Old Republic is still terrible, if you need reminding.

I logged in recently to see if anything had happened since the last patch. Turns out if you want to pay to redesign your character, you can, and it’s expensive. If my math is right, it costs 70 cents to change one feature on your character, and you might have like 15 things you want to change.

The whole cartel shop doesn’t even hide that it solely exists to desperately rake in as much as possible; some items only appear by chance.

Honestly though, server populations are good and it’s pretty fun if you treat it as another single player Kotor game. Well kinda, I mean it’s nowhere as near as good as any other Kotor game but. Well.

Yeah alright it doesn’t have any redeeming features. it’s passable if you’re a star wars fan. That’s what got me through.

your review is shit
also don’t tag your hate

Nine Protons, where is your I don’t like $thing comic?

I wish I knew who did this comic because it’s perfect.

the note should read ok

and then on the back it should say

fuck off asshole

… I dunno guys. They’re just having their opinion. You don’t have to agree with it, and I get that opening with “swtor is still shit” is pretty prickly, but you guys look kinda silly reacting the way you are (imo).

I’m only saying this because I like you guys. I still like you regardless.

Me wondering how my hat got in this bag as we left the restaurant, to my mom: “When did you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:22:31 -0400

Me wondering how my hat got in this bag as we left the restaurant, to my mom: “When did you put my hat in the bag?”

“The same time I put the salt and pepper shaker in the bag.”

“OH MY GOD MOM REALLY”

thedailywhat: Fandom News of the Day: Amazon Unveils a Fanfic...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:41:17 -0400

thedailywhat:

Fandom News of the Day: Amazon Unveils a Fanfic Publishing Platform

Beginning in June, fanfiction authors will be able to self-publish their works from selected partner franchises via Kindle Worlds. Gossip Girl, The Vampire Diaries and Pretty Little Liars are already on board with the project and more are expected to be announced the official launch. However, authors aren’t exactly jumping at the chance to turn their works into cash: by using the platform, authors give all rights to the work to Amazon, who can then license your elements to other authors with no compensation to the original poster. The platform also will not publish stories containing pornography, excessive use of brand names or crossovers, so your Superwholock mpreg (male pregnancy) stories will just have to stay on Tumblr.

“No porn”

So basically 99% of fanfics are gone right there

drarna: i used to do tmi tuesdays in the summer but my...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:42:24 -0400

drarna:

i used to do tmi tuesdays in the summer but my followers got kinda mad because i never took them seriously

kairisk: So I pokemon-fusioned and … the MAJESTY

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:16:22 -0400

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

Excuse me as I identify myself as a “God” on this Fire Emblem Awakening card.

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:40:00 -0400

Excuse me as I identify myself as a “God” on this Fire Emblem Awakening card.

also before I forget and before I go away: thank you everyone for being so nice.

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:59:12 -0400

also before I forget and before I go away: thank you everyone for being so nice.

DANWELL i will get to your sketch later. Yours might have to wait until after I get back from...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:57:28 -0400

DANWELL i will get to your sketch later. Yours might have to wait until after I get back from vacation because I still have to pack ._.;

but you’re used to waiting for things from me really

crimm-art: One monster in cute lacy underwear, coming...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:55:53 -0400

crimm-art:

One monster in cute lacy underwear, coming up.

Sketch for Kat, aka snazzykittens and katfajardoart. Check her out, she makes really cool stuff.

THAT IS AMAZING and perfect and beautiful THANK YOU SO MUCH Can I use her as my icon? I dunno how this kind of thing works.

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:07:56 -0400

Of course you can I would be honored.

gosh you guys .///.

crimm-art: A sketch for quietcomposer. ooh boy I have to study...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:00:04 -0400

crimm-art:

A sketch for quietcomposer.

ooh boy I have to study my wings and stuff.

crimm-art: darthnerdgasm’s Sith pureblood, Silk. Ok I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:15:00 -0400

crimm-art:

darthnerdgasm’s Sith pureblood, Silk.

Ok I don’t think you guys understand how much I love purebloods

they have so many little neat ridges and their faces oh man forget it

just look at her

danapolis: piglii: easterberry-test: fartgallery: tugboatproceedless: fartgallery: is it just...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:54:51 -0400

danapolis:

piglii:

easterberry-test:

fartgallery:

tugboatproceedless:

fartgallery:

is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked

*cough* now its your turn *cough*

taking off my glove flap

A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you…

a full glove.

heavens I’m feeling rather racy tonight

perhaps even enough to display…

… a fully exposed forearm?

HEY GUYS WHAT’S GOING ON