I have a dumb little fiverr account that was largely inactive because nobody ever bought anything XD But the gist of it was just me, drawing a monster for you, for fun. It’s five freakin’ dollars so I don’t go nuts with the picture, but a small handful of people placed some orders. One guy placed a few for some dumb little clip art drawings for a presentation. Two other people wanted logo designs, I pretty much told them no way in hell am I designing a business logo for five fucking dollars, of which I only get four.
This one guy came along and placed some of the weirdest but most fun orders ever. I don’t know what they’re for, I may ask him at some point, but here they are.
1) “Hi. I’d like a monster in your style/interpretation of this character, but definitely standing in the same position he is in the attached file (complete with uneven elongated/short arms.)” The attached file was a MS Paint drawing of a pig person. I tried to stay as true to form as I could.
2) “Hi. Thanks for the great pig drawing. I’d like one now of a red smiling blob monster with big white eyes that is wearing blue pants. Also, the character should have no arms. I’m sure whatever your interpretation of that is I’ll love.”
3) “Can your draw me a rat’s head on a flamingo’s body?”
I don’t know what you want these for, dagoetzl, but thank you for the fun.
