As 90% of my conversations with Crimm contain at least one sex joke, I ended up writing this when the suggestion cropped up that Scorpio is creepy enough to watch you:
Qai’rha’s lips trailed down to the hollow of her throat, suckling on the sensitive skin there and causing shivers in the agent’s body. Solune couldn’t help the smile on her lips, eyes half shut as she slid her hands over Qai’rha’s shoulders and down her back. Curling her fingers into the black lining exposed rich scarlet skin to the agent’s touch and a pleased sigh escaped the pureblood upon feeling Solune’s fingers dance across her back.
Smirking briefly Solune curled her body enough to wrap her legs around Qai’rha’s hips, pulling the pureblood intimately close. She felt Qai’rha grin against her neck and the pureblood nibbled at her collarbone, hands eagerly removing the vest holding her agent’s breasts captive.
“Your behaviour is curious in it’s redundancy.”
Solune blinked, feeling Qai’rha immediately stiffen in surprise, and her mind shunted to a halt.
The wretchedly familiar, synthetic voice continued, “you do realize neither of you have the required counterpart hardware to produce genetic copies, yes?”
“Something you need, Agent?”
“Am I bothering you?”
“If it does not leave in the next three seconds I am going to crush it to the size of shot glass.”
“I supose I will find other organics to study behaviour from. A shame.”
The proceeding silence as Scorpio vacated the room could not have been more uncomfortable even if they suddenly found themselves right in the middle of the streets of Kaas City.
ARTISTIC INTERPRETATION WITH SOME CREATIVE LICENSE:
(oh god I threw this together so fast, I’m sorry everyone)
((for the uninitiated, Scorpio is
a murder-droid with contempt where its eyes should be one of the Imperial Agent’s companions, and she creeps me out))